Terms of use
Last updated: 2025/03/01
Welcome to FactToon ("we," "us," or "our"). By accessing or using our website, FactToon.com ("the Website"), you agree to these Terms of Use. If you don’t agree, please don’t use the Website (we won’t cry, but the penguins might).
1. Use of the Website
1.1. All content on FactToon.com is for informational, educational, and eyebrow-raising use only. We don’t provide licensed zoology, quantum mechanics, or cryptid verification services. Nothing here replaces professional oversight or actual common sense.
1.2. You must be 18+ to use this Website. If you’re a genius toddler fluent in Latin and ancient lizard facts, we still legally have to say no.
1.3. Any unauthorized scraping, crawling, data-hoarding, or AI mining of our absurd content is strictly prohibited. Violators may face bans, legal action, and karmic reincarnation as a confused slug.
2. Intellectual Property
2.1. Everything you see here—text, jokes, facts, layouts, ridiculous metaphors—is owned by FactToon or our licensors and protected by IP laws (not the alien kind).
2.2. You may not reuse, republish, or resell our content without permission. Linking is welcome. Copy-pasting? Not unless you’re a robot with a conscience and a lawyer.
3. Content Disclaimer
3.1. Our facts, stories, and theories are for fun and learning—not for basing medical procedures or time-travel experiments on. Your banana may or may not be radioactive.
3.2. We make no guarantees that our advice will help you win trivia night, impress a date, or survive a platypus uprising. Proceed responsibly.
3.3. We are not liable for psychic meltdowns, spontaneous laughter, or philosophical crises caused by our content. Wear socks if your mind is going to be blown.
4. User Accounts & Responsibilities
4.1. If you ever create an account (unlikely, but hey), don’t impersonate anyone famous or fictional—especially not a velociraptor. Be truthful.
4.2. You’re responsible for your account security. If your password is "1234" or "toothlessdragon," we can’t help you.
5. Limitation of Liability
5.1. We provide our content “as is,” with no magical guarantees. If your pet llama suddenly understands quantum theory after reading our site, great—but we’re not liable.
5.2. Site access may occasionally break due to server naps, black holes, or mysterious cosmic energy surges. Please be patient.
6. Third-Party Services & Advertising
6.1. We use platforms like Google AdSense and Ezoic to display ads. These may use cookies and tracking to figure out if you're into otters, obscure wars, or exploding toads.
6.2. We’re not responsible for the content of external sites we link to. Click at your own risk (or curiosity, or boredom).
6.3. You can manage your ad and cookie preferences through your browser or cookie settings (they’re less delicious than they sound).
7. Modifications & Termination
7.1. These Terms may evolve—kind of like giraffes. We’ll update the “Last updated” date accordingly.
7.2. Continuing to use the site after changes means you accept them. If not, you may close the tab dramatically (sound effects optional).
8. Governing Law
8.1. These Terms are governed by the laws of Slovenia. All disputes will be resolved in Slovenian courts, ideally without anyone shouting “OBJECTION!” in Latin.
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