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History isn’t boring — it’s bizarre, brutal, and often completely ridiculous. These facts dig up the wildest inventions, strange rulers, forgotten rituals, and ancient fails that prove the past was anything but dull.

The Ottoman Empire's Hilarious War Against the Wind (And How the Sultan Was Defeated By a Gusty Foe)

The Ottoman Empire's Hilarious War Against the Wind (And How the Sultan Was Defeated By a Gusty Foe)

The Umbrella Uprising: When Londoners Lost Their Cool Over a Bit of Rain Protection

The Umbrella Uprising: When Londoners Lost Their Cool Over a Bit of Rain Protection

The Parrot Translator: Spain’s Most Outrageous Linguist (with Feathers)

The Parrot Translator: Spain’s Most Outrageous Linguist (with Feathers)

The Great Fake Anglo-French War Hoax of 1874: When One Man Turned Victorian London Upside Down

The Great Fake Anglo-French War Hoax of 1874: When One Man Turned Victorian London Upside Down

The Bonkers Saga of France’s 10-Hour Day: When Time Itself Needed a Revolution

The Bonkers Saga of France’s 10-Hour Day: When Time Itself Needed a Revolution

Why Did Finnish Teens Stage a Hobbyhorse Uprising and Become Accidental Folk Heroes?

Why Did Finnish Teens Stage a Hobbyhorse Uprising and Become Accidental Folk Heroes?

Why Did the Vatican Debate Alien Life in the 18th Century—and What Did They Really Say?

Why Did the Vatican Debate Alien Life in the 18th Century—and What Did They Really Say?

The Paper Mache Hippopotamus That Charmed 19th Century France (and Almost Upstaged the Queen)

The Paper Mache Hippopotamus That Charmed 19th Century France (and Almost Upstaged the Queen)

Denmark’s Pastry War: The Doughy Skirmish That Spawned the World’s First Food Fight Treaty

Denmark’s Pastry War: The Doughy Skirmish That Spawned the World’s First Food Fight Treaty

Who Actually Sold the Eiffel Tower—And Why Did People Fall For This Outrageous Scam…Twice?

Who Actually Sold the Eiffel Tower—And Why Did People Fall For This Outrageous Scam…Twice?

Why Did King Charles VI of France Think He Was Made of Glass?

Why Did King Charles VI of France Think He Was Made of Glass?

Why Did the Ming Dynasty Ban Public Napping—and What Triggered a Black Market for Pillows?

Why Did the Ming Dynasty Ban Public Napping—and What Triggered a Black Market for Pillows?

When a Chimpanzee Ran a Polish Town (Sort Of): The Day Democracy Went Bananas

When a Chimpanzee Ran a Polish Town (Sort Of): The Day Democracy Went Bananas

When Parrots Crash Funerals: The Legendary Swearing of Andrew Jackson’s Feathered Sidekick

When Parrots Crash Funerals: The Legendary Swearing of Andrew Jackson’s Feathered Sidekick

Why Did France Ban Potatoes in the 18th Century—and How the 'Underground' Potato Revolution Won

Why Did France Ban Potatoes in the 18th Century—and How the 'Underground' Potato Revolution Won

Why Did Victorian England Try to Power Streetlights with Glowworms—And Did It Really Work?

Why Did Victorian England Try to Power Streetlights with Glowworms—And Did It Really Work?

The Ottoman Empire’s Notorious Time-Keeping Ostrich Parade: Feathers, Sultans, and a Total Chronological Catastrophe

The Ottoman Empire’s Notorious Time-Keeping Ostrich Parade: Feathers, Sultans, and a Total Chronological Catastrophe

The Outrageous Duck Fashion Parade That Shook 19th Century Paris

The Outrageous Duck Fashion Parade That Shook 19th Century Paris

The Great French Mustache Census of 1894: Counting Whiskers, One Parisian at a Time

The Great French Mustache Census of 1894: Counting Whiskers, One Parisian at a Time

Why Did Medieval Rome Put a Dead Pope on Trial — and What Actually Happened in the Cadaver Synod?

Why Did Medieval Rome Put a Dead Pope on Trial — and What Actually Happened in the Cadaver Synod?

Why Did Switzerland Ban the Chicken Dance During the 1950s — and What Prompted the Outrage?

Why Did Switzerland Ban the Chicken Dance During the 1950s — and What Prompted the Outrage?

The Great London Eel Panic of 1867: When Slippery Fish Sparked Mass Hysteria

The Great London Eel Panic of 1867: When Slippery Fish Sparked Mass Hysteria

When Beards Sparked Revolution: The Absurd Saga of Russia’s Beard Tax

When Beards Sparked Revolution: The Absurd Saga of Russia’s Beard Tax

When Parrots Checkmated Chess Masters: The Great Polish Parrot Election of 1938

When Parrots Checkmated Chess Masters: The Great Polish Parrot Election of 1938

Why Were Chickens Put on Trial in the Middle Ages – and What Made One Egg So Evil?

Why Were Chickens Put on Trial in the Middle Ages – and What Made One Egg So Evil?

How a Brewery Disaster Turned London Into an Accidental Beer River

How a Brewery Disaster Turned London Into an Accidental Beer River

The Absurdly True Tale of Paris’ 1923 Mannequin Waiter Strike: A Feast of Fakes and Furious Foodies

The Absurdly True Tale of Paris’ 1923 Mannequin Waiter Strike: A Feast of Fakes and Furious Foodies

When Paris Prisoners Flew the Coop: Balloon Escapes That Floated Above the Law

When Paris Prisoners Flew the Coop: Balloon Escapes That Floated Above the Law

When Parisian Artists Paid Their Taxes in Paintings (Including That Notorious Goat Portrait)

When Parisian Artists Paid Their Taxes in Paintings (Including That Notorious Goat Portrait)

The Great Sausage Duel of 1821: When Two German Barons Settled a Feud with Bratwursts

The Great Sausage Duel of 1821: When Two German Barons Settled a Feud with Bratwursts

Sweden and the Netherlands Forgot They Were at War for 335 Years—and Nobody Bothered to Tell Them

Sweden and the Netherlands Forgot They Were at War for 335 Years—and Nobody Bothered to Tell Them

How Potatoes Accidentally Became Europe’s Unsung Plague Heroes

How Potatoes Accidentally Became Europe’s Unsung Plague Heroes

Why Did Italy Accidentally Invade Its Own City in 1931 — and How Did Nobody Notice?

Why Did Italy Accidentally Invade Its Own City in 1931 — and How Did Nobody Notice?

Why Did Medieval Courts Put Animals on Trial—and Sometimes Sentence Them to Death?

Why Did Medieval Courts Put Animals on Trial—and Sometimes Sentence Them to Death?

How Cheese Wheels Became the Most Unexpected Medieval Siege Weapon

How Cheese Wheels Became the Most Unexpected Medieval Siege Weapon

Why Did Tulip Mania Nearly Destroy the Dutch Economy — and Who Actually Traded Their House for a Single Tulip?

Why Did Tulip Mania Nearly Destroy the Dutch Economy — and Who Actually Traded Their House for a Single Tulip?

Cleopatra's Unbelievable Veggie Vendetta

Cleopatra's Unbelievable Veggie Vendetta

The Incident of the Flaming Ostrich Races and How They Saved Medieval Venice

The Incident of the Flaming Ostrich Races and How They Saved Medieval Venice

The Peculiar Case of the 15th-Century Stinkbomb Trials in Germany

The Peculiar Case of the 15th-Century Stinkbomb Trials in Germany

The Astonishing Tale of the 1843 Cabbage Throne of Bavaria

The Astonishing Tale of the 1843 Cabbage Throne of Bavaria

The Unbelievable Tale of How the Scots Danced Their Way to Victory

The Unbelievable Tale of How the Scots Danced Their Way to Victory

George Washington's Dentures: The Battle That Bit Back

George Washington's Dentures: The Battle That Bit Back

Why the 1904 Olympic Marathon Winner Took a Car Ride

Why the 1904 Olympic Marathon Winner Took a Car Ride

How A Rooster's Crow Started a Fashion Craze in 18th Century France

How A Rooster's Crow Started a Fashion Craze in 18th Century France

The Skirt Length Conspiracy: How Victorian Hemlines Flirted with Anarchy

The Skirt Length Conspiracy: How Victorian Hemlines Flirted with Anarchy

The Revolutionary Tale of the Baguette-Wearing French Bakers

The Revolutionary Tale of the Baguette-Wearing French Bakers

England's Air Tax Debacle: How the 'Aerium Experiment' Floated Away

England's Air Tax Debacle: How the 'Aerium Experiment' Floated Away

Why Paraguay Declared War Over Popcorn in the 19th Century

Why Paraguay Declared War Over Popcorn in the 19th Century

Why Did the Vatican Ban Laughing During Lent?

Why Did the Vatican Ban Laughing During Lent?

When Marsupials Ruled Medieval England… in Pantomime Form

When Marsupials Ruled Medieval England… in Pantomime Form

The Goose Battalion: France's Hilarious Weapon of Honk During the Revolutionary War

The Goose Battalion: France's Hilarious Weapon of Honk During the Revolutionary War

The Unbelievable Case of London's Victorian Cabinet of Chicken Mysteries

The Unbelievable Case of London's Victorian Cabinet of Chicken Mysteries

The Spanish Quest for the Fountain of Youth: How It Turned Into a Giant Iguana Expedition

The Spanish Quest for the Fountain of Youth: How It Turned Into a Giant Iguana Expedition

The Peculiar Case of Michigan's War on Ohio: The Totally Inconsequential But Seriously Intent Battle Over Toledo

The Peculiar Case of Michigan's War on Ohio: The Totally Inconsequential But Seriously Intent Battle Over Toledo

The Great Boston Pony Prank: Outsmarting the British with Paint and Ponies

The Great Boston Pony Prank: Outsmarting the British with Paint and Ponies

When a Love Letter Almost Made Greenland American: A Diplomatic Mishap

When a Love Letter Almost Made Greenland American: A Diplomatic Mishap

The Crumbly Economy of 1800s Sardinia: The Era of Biscuit Currency

The Crumbly Economy of 1800s Sardinia: The Era of Biscuit Currency

Why Did the Austro-Hungarian Empire Develop a Secret Sneezing Language?

Why Did the Austro-Hungarian Empire Develop a Secret Sneezing Language?

The Unbelievable Story of the French Hamster Dictatorship

The Unbelievable Story of the French Hamster Dictatorship

The Oink Heard 'Round the World: How One Pig Nearly Started a War

The Oink Heard 'Round the World: How One Pig Nearly Started a War

The Typhoon Named Kamikaze: Japan's Unlikely Savior from Mongol Invasion

The Typhoon Named Kamikaze: Japan's Unlikely Savior from Mongol Invasion

The Day When 18th Century Austrians Outlawed Coffee and Surveillance Cats Took Over

The Day When 18th Century Austrians Outlawed Coffee and Surveillance Cats Took Over

The Bizarre 19th Century Tale of the Phantom Time Conspiracy

The Bizarre 19th Century Tale of the Phantom Time Conspiracy

The Mighty Cabbage War: How Veggies Once Battled Knights

The Mighty Cabbage War: How Veggies Once Battled Knights

The Bizarre Beginnings of Laughter Yoga: Medieval Monastic Giggling

The Bizarre Beginnings of Laughter Yoga: Medieval Monastic Giggling

The Stray Dog That Almost Caused a War

The Stray Dog That Almost Caused a War

The Day England Planned to Invade Without Boats: An Absurd Maritime Blunder

The Day England Planned to Invade Without Boats: An Absurd Maritime Blunder

When the Tang Dynasty Went Pineapple: The True Story of Plant-Loving Warriors

When the Tang Dynasty Went Pineapple: The True Story of Plant-Loving Warriors

Mozart's Missing Alligator: Did Great Composers Have Exotic Tastes?

Mozart's Missing Alligator: Did Great Composers Have Exotic Tastes?

The Great Emu War: When Birds Outwitted the Masters of War

The Great Emu War: When Birds Outwitted the Masters of War

The Unbelievable Story of Napoleon's Lipstick Ban

The Unbelievable Story of Napoleon's Lipstick Ban

The Absurd Tale of Canada's Whiskey-Fueled Invasion of Denmark

The Absurd Tale of Canada's Whiskey-Fueled Invasion of Denmark

Napoleon's Unlikely Defeat: The Great Bunny Battle

Napoleon's Unlikely Defeat: The Great Bunny Battle

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