Cookie Policy
This page explains how and why FactToon uses cookies. Cookies are tiny text crumbs stored on your device to keep the site running smoothly—like greasing the gears of a cartoon hamster wheel. They also let us track performance and show you the most absurdly accurate ads possible.
Why We Use Cookies
FactToon uses cookies to:
- Analyze which facts make you laugh, cringe, or scream “no way!” (via Google Analytics)
- Show you relevant (and occasionally ridiculous) ads through Google AdSense and Ezoic
- Remember if you clicked "Accept Cookies" so we don't bug you again every 5 minutes
Types of Cookies We Use
- Essential Cookies: Keep the site functional, like remembering your cookie preferences and the fact that platypuses lay eggs
- Analytics Cookies: Help us figure out if you're into penguins that smell underwater or just here for the fun fonts
- Advertising Cookies: Deliver personalized and context-aware ads (via Google AdSense / Ezoic) that may or may not involve inflatable ducks
Third-Party Cookies (Google)
We use Google’s services for metrics and ads—because who better to spy on your sense of humor?
- Google Analytics: Sets cookies like
_gaand_gidto see how long you stare at a fact about wombat poop - Google AdSense: May use cookies like
IDE,ANID, andNIDto deliver ads that somehow know you’ve Googled “do sloths fart?”
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